Current JoyPoll results for 1190 entries:
What do you think his chances are of hooking up with Posh?
Good, ... that's very Sporty of you.
54
4%
1 in 66,637,326,884 or so, ... so he's a real Wannabe.
125
10%
I say she has a better chance of hooking up with Beckham, ... if he did, Posh would bend it.
215
18%
He does have a chance, but quantum mechanics puts it happening after the Universe ends, ... that provides absolute zero comfort.
354
29%
I'm more of a Ginger guy, ... she'll always be Sexy to you.
150
12%
It's Baby for me, baby, ... I hear she had a Bunton in the oven.
107
8%
The whole concept is way too Scary.
185
15%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and what I really really want.
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