Current JoyPoll results for 965 entries:
What email would you like to send to Bill Gates?
Kudos! Keep up the great work, ... nice work, if you can get it not to crash.
45
4%
Brother, can you spare a billion, ... perhaps a Bill Gates water globe will do?
280
29%
Hi Bill, (Expletive) you, you (expletive, expletive)!, ... he'll just think it's from his wife.
194
20%
Please assimilate my company, ... it's better to join 'em then beat 'em?
48
4%
Help me please, my Windows is broken, ... all your Windows are belong to Bill.
93
9%
I know where you live, ... that will get you on the naughty list.
91
9%
How do I get through your email filters?, ... try the post office!
94
9%
I SEEK YOUR CO-OPERATION AND ASSISTANCE IN THE TRANSFER OF THE SUM OF FIFTY MILLION DOLLARS FROM MY HOMELAND TO YOURS AND WILL REWARD YOU WITH A HEFTY PERCENTAGE OF THIS FORTUNE IF YOU AGREE TO ASSIST ME.
110
11%
May not add up to exactly 100% due to rounding, and someone deleting the expletives.
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